FYI: Glee is awesome tonight
If you’re not watching, “You’re too busy chasing tail and coating your hair with enormous amounts of product.”
I am clearly hard at work.
Amanda said all the tree skirts in the universe were ugly or expensive (or ugly and expensive) so she trotted off to JoAnn’s with her coupons and came back with a bunch of taffeta.
Yeah. I know allllllll about taffeta. Don’t tell me it’s girly, either. Tell what lady doesn’t love a fancy pants fashion designer.
Know your fabrics, gentlemen. Or prepare to lose your lady to me.
Look into my eyes. See how they look a touch crazed? It’s probably crazy in love with your lady.
Or cookies.
Whatever.
I so want baxter to come hang out with my dogs.
The Anti-Rape Condom
This is so brilliant! An anti-rape female condom invented by Sonette Ehlers, A South African women working as a blood technician with the South African Blood Transfusion Service, during which time she met and treated many rape victims.
The device, known as The Rape-aXe is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inward-facing microscopic barbs that would be worn by a woman in her vagina like a tampon. If an attacker were to attempt vaginal rape, their penis would enter the latex sheath and be snagged by the barbs, causing the attacker pain during withdrawal and (ideally) giving the victim time to escape. The condom would remain attached to the attacker’s body when he withdrew and could only be removed surgically, which would alert hospital staff and police. This device could assist in the identification and prosecution of rapists.
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And the legend of the “Vagina Dentata” becomes reality before our very eyes.
iiiiiiiiiiiiii ain’t got no earrrrrrrr lobes.
falcor.
Lights Out: Michael Rissi’s time-lapse footage of the Alps at night, aptly accompanied by Beethoven’s “Moonlight Sonata.”
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A few years ago I found myself in a sleeper car with a beautiful woman on an all-night train ride through the Alps during a blizzard and a full moon. If you made that story up, it would sound lame. But that story is true, and believe me…nothing lame about it.
This movie.
:)
Sometimes I call George (my dog) Falcor. Also, this movie’s title is the worst case of false advertising ever.
gpoyw. late start edition
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Celestial Soul Portraits by Erial Ali
Is this the most awesome site ever? Why yes, yes it is.
If it were up to me, my house would be filled, FILLED I TELL YOU, with absolutely tasteless art.
